Q: How does GlamCoin differ from traditional cryptocurrencies?
A: How doesn’t it differ! GlamCoin has very little in common with traditional, man-made cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin, Etherium, BNB, and Solana. Most forms of cryptocurrency are digital assets that represent value and are built on blockchain technology. GlamCoin, however, is purely ethereal—not digital—in nature. GlamCoin is unique because its value is not determined by “supply and demand,” making it immune from drastic pricing fluctuations caused by macroeconomic factors such as inflation, fiscal policy, employment levels, national income, and international trade.
Q: Is GlamCoin really better than using paper/metal money or plastic money (credit cards)?
A: The decision to use tangible money, digital money, or ethereal money is a deeply personal one that is best left to the woman—not judges, politicians, or corporations. While we here at GlamCoin support a woman’s right to choose her currency, GlamCoin is unequivocally superior to both tangible money–most of which ends up in a landfill- and digital money that typically relies on energy-intensive mining processes performed by ugly supercomputers. These computers are powered by malevolent wind turbines that decimate local butterfly populations and interrupt the songs of majestic sea mammals. GlamCoin, on the other hand, strictly adheres to the Buddhist principle of ahimsa, a central ethical teaching that advocates avoiding causing harm to any living thing through deeds, words, or thoughts.
Q: Ok, so how exactly does it work?
A: While the inner workings of the GlamCoin network are only revealed to existing members after a thorough vetting process, below is a brief description of how GlamCoin works:
- Step 1 – GlamCoin™ Miners (newest members) crank the Wheel of Sisterhood in exchange for GlamCoin™ ownership
- Step 2 – The Wheel of Sisterhood converts mechanical energy into electrical energy to charge the GigaCrystal
- Step 3 – GlamCoin™ CrankBoard displays heart rate and caloric output of GlamCoin™ Miners for motivation
- Step 4 – Proprietary GlamCoin™ GigaCrystal channels ancient energy to materialize Knzar into third density form and generates energy tethers to ensnare Knzar
- Step 5 – Knzar (ensnared sixth density cosmic being) creates GlamCoin™ by solving difficult riddles
- Step 6 – Energy Tethers prevent Knzar from vaporizing GlamCoin™ staff and returning to etheric dimension
- Step 7 – GlamCoin™ Acolytes (GlamCoin members for 3+ years) ensure Energy Tethers function properly so that Knzar remains captive and impotent
- Step 8 – GlamCoin™ Elders (founders) maintain fragile GlamCoin™ ecosystem & restock Laura Mercier mini eyeshadow stick on website
Q: Is GlamCoin freely transferrable?
A: Not yet. Right now, GlamCoin is still early in the Series A stage of its lifecycle. As of today, $GLM is owned by a small network of early adopters–brave fiscal pioneers who share the vision of a utopian female future powered by purely ethereal currency so they never have to touch pennies or plastic ever again. To join the Glamily you must be sponsored by an existing member, and to leave the Glamily your buy-out must approved by the board, similar to a member-owned business structure like a co-op.
Q: Can GlamCoin be destroyed?
A: No.
